BRB, Going to Get My Name Legally Changed

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contacts,dark lord,darth vader,Hall of Fame,Harry Potter,Lord of the Rings,sauron,star wars,voldemort
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autocowrecks - dark lord voldemort

autocowrecks - dark lord darth vader

Siri Knows What's Up

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address book,beeyotch,contacts,siri
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Remember That One Time I Popped Out of Your Womb?

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contacts,mom,parenting,who are you
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Who are you and why is my kid's name at the top of my screen right now

I'd Say We All Use About Ten Contacts Out of Hundreds

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contacts,graph things,phone numbers,strangers
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Yes, I need to keep my best friend from fourth-grade's number just in case I feel like talking to him for the first time in six years.

I'm Surprised It's Not an Eye Phone

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cell phone,contacts,glasses,pun,puns
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How Sure Are You?

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forever alone,contacts,pizza,how sure
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"Pretty damn sure!"