BRO NO!

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Just, Uh, Just Forget It

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Bro: It's now a verb.

And usually i catch myself before I text something lame. Less so with speaking, which is why I somehow found myself blurting "The Puppy Bowl will be a total cat-tastrophe!" the other day. Dumb. Dogs aren't even cats.

Yeah, Uh, Hackers Bro

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Mmmm dem skinny jeans and dat eyeliner.

Autocowrecks: <3 <3 <3

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A Bromance Built to Last

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It's official: "douche canoe" is now mainstream.

Autocowrecks: Hello, Yes This Is Playa

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If you're a tr00 playa, you'd best just play along.

I, Uh, I'll Just Put This Lube Back Where I Found It

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