Autocowrecks: I Was Just Supposed to Say the Dimples Part to Myself

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"I'll even get Siri to help me!"

autocowrecks - siri jump off a bridge

Hypothetically

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To be fair to the Mom, the kid's friends were all getting duckbutt tattoos. He's all the rage among the kids these days.

Just a Little Too Helpful

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"Siri, you're telling all my friends to jump off a bridge. Should I jump off a bridge with them?"

"Yes."