I still remember how he let his urine sit in the toilet bowl until the bathroom smelled like rancid cheddar... its color a varying shade of yellow, depending on how many cups of cherry kool-aid he'd had that day. I MISS HIM SO MUCH.
You're not even going to fight a little bit? Just to make me feel more desirable? Eff you.
Not even the gentle, soothing humor of an autocowreck can mend the hole where his heart used to be.
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