From the submitter:
"Take 1 Late Night + 18 Cats + 1 Stolen iPad + 1 Stolen Car = Long Distance Relationship Trolling"
I know that feeling all too well, bro.
I'm surprised it took as long as it did for this to become a thing.
Someone tried to use the famed cat facts technique on MeganBones, but they didn't count on her enthusiasm and knowledge for cats outlasting theirs.
Note to would-be prank callers: don't EVER try this on someone who knows more about cats than you do.
Remember the cat facts trolling trick? A Redditor took it to a completely different level after his cousin gave out his new phone number on Facebook.