What *REAL* Married People Text To Each Other

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What *REAL* Married People Text To Each Other
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Butthole is unacceptable, but douche canoe gets a free pass. This makes perfect sense, because "douche canoe" has been scientifically proven to be the sixth-most hilarious two-word phrase in the English language.

Possible Halloween Costume: Failed Panoramic Seflie?

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Possible Halloween Costume: Failed Panoramic Seflie?
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Find more costume ideas and anything else Halloween-related at Cheezburger's Halloween site!