Clearly he could have used more schooling.
Phancy more phone phunny?
You Obviously Lost the Original meaning.
And he can pour the Ketel One in under 12 seconds.
You DO only live once... so don't waste it by listening to Justin Bieber.
Next time you're out getting schmammered, ask yourself: WWAD? What Would Alyssa Do?
... and then do the opposite.