After 12 - Party Fails

It's important to keep an eye out for YOLOers in your neighborhood. A typical YOLOer can often be seen:

• raising a 40 in the air while yelling "WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
• immediately making their presence known whenever they walk into a non-party venue (e.g. restaurant) by talking to other YOLOers at approximately 2.5 to 3 times the normal human conversation volume.
• committing misdemeanors under the guise of "living life to the fullest."

Next time you're out getting schmammered, ask yourself: WWAD? What Would Alyssa Do?

... and then do the opposite.

Phancy more phone phunny?

Hey, I'll take some of your lemon-lame soda, please.

You Obviously Lost the Original meaning.