Next time you're out getting schmammered, ask yourself: WWAD? What Would Alyssa Do?
... and then do the opposite.
Phancy more phone phunny?
If you're going to take life advice from Drake, perhaps you should listen to a few of his other songs. Namely, "Doing It Wrong," and "Look What You've Done."
Clearly he could have used more schooling.
Hey, I'll take some of your lemon-lame soda, please.
It's important to keep an eye out for YOLOers in your neighborhood. A typical YOLOer can often be seen: