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At Trattoria Neapolis Italian restaurant and bar in Pasadena, California, owner Michele Galifi is currently offering the "Pizza Cocktail" which Erin Lyall of LA Weekly's Squid Ink blog describes as "a scarily accurate drink that tastes as if your slice jumped into a Vitamix with a bottle of vodka. Tomato water, basil-infused vodka, ghost pepper–infused vodka, porcini powder and muddled basil are shaken together and topped with a Parmesan and mozzarella foam."

That's more than a meal.
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So maybe it isn't that bloody mary (though it damn well could be more than 900 calories) but Red Lobster serves a "Lobsterita" that clocks in right around 890+ calories.

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