...and the camera guy who's at just the right spot* in the room to see.

*"just the right spot" means (a) not behind the bar, and (b) not blind.

Seriously, usually you take her home first, out of sight of, uhhh, EVERYBODY, before engaging in consensual lovemaking.

"Bluh buh buhhhh everyone else is passed out, I'm out of vodka, I don't have any hair on my temples, and IDK WHAT THE F**K IS GOING ON."