Do I really need a reason?
It's a shot-ermelon!
The instructions to make this beautiful beast are in the via link below! The recipe doesn't explicitly call for alcohol, but I'm sure you'll be able to come up with your own "punch" to put in there.
You're wearing a Watermelon Dragon helmet and are vomiting through it.
Back with a vengeance!
No, not those kinds of melons.
At long last, mafia informant Victor Melonio met his fate. His brain, once container of information wanted by five federal agencies, lay splattered around him in a chaotic debris of tissue and blood.
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