"Because you're sure as hell getting a rise out of me by texting me at 3:30 in the damn morning!"
But how many is an emoticon worth? Ten?
Sun, we're very disappointed in you.
Excuse me, I'm fluent in Drunkish. Ahem!
"Hey man, I'm all for Hugo asking Bruno out on a date. They really seem like they have a lot in common."
"Let me re-phrase, I'm STRON[G]LY in favor of it!"
"They go together like N and Ñ in the Spanish alphabet!"
"I'd like to talk to you on the phone about it, but it's too damn loud in here."
"Lord, that's odd! The po-po just showed up to the party and they just signed up on the beer pong table queue!"
This summer, some guy named Mark is...
The Warned Identity.
Hey, at least there weren't any bombs involved!
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