Are You "The Dark Knight Rises?"

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"Because you're sure as hell getting a rise out of me by texting me at 3:30 in the damn morning!"

A Picture's Worth 1000 Words

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But how many is an emoticon worth? Ten?

You'd Better Get the Drunk Test App, Man...

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Sun, we're very disappointed in you.

Lessons in Drunkish

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Excuse me, I'm fluent in Drunkish. Ahem!

"Hey man, I'm all for Hugo asking Bruno out on a date. They really seem like they have a lot in common."

"Let me re-phrase, I'm STRON[G]LY in favor of it!"

"What????"

"They go together like N and Ñ in the Spanish alphabet!"

"I'd like to talk to you on the phone about it, but it's too damn loud in here."

"Lord, that's odd! The po-po just showed up to the party and they just signed up on the beer pong table queue!"

He at Least Had the Courtesy to Tell His Son What He Was Going to Do

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This summer, some guy named Mark is...

The Warned Identity.

Legend of the Drunken Master

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Hey, at least there weren't any bombs involved!

For more 4G funny, check out Autocowrecks!

You Must Be THIS Hot to Enter House Party

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