This summer, some guy named Mark is...
The Warned Identity.
Hey, at least there weren't any bombs involved!
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"Do not use social media or communication devices of any kind."
"Happy Holidaze, Mom!"
"Aaahhh, now I get it! Happy Holidaze to you too, Son!"
You kept saying that your steering wheel was over 50 percent stronger than the leading disposable dinnerware brand! What the hell, man?
Jeez, Mom, lern2mixers.