This summer, some guy named Mark is...
The Warned Identity.
Please don't kill me!
Hey, at least there weren't any bombs involved!
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We have the top scientists trying to figure what the hell you said.
You kept saying that your steering wheel was over 50 percent stronger than the leading disposable dinnerware brand! What the hell, man?
But how many is an emoticon worth? Ten?
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