This fellow here, Alex "Ace of Spades" Hope, managed to tally up a £203,948 tab at the Playground night club in Liverpool. Granted, £125,000 of that was for a single 30-liter bottle of champagne (though I don't know if that makes it better or worse).
The tip? Only £18,540 - or roughly $3 Bumblejillion USD. What a cheapskate! Yeesh!