"You know what? I'm sick of all these little smiling children! Running around my castle like this! A mouse can only keep up a façade of happiness for so long. Plus Minnie's a b*h."
Of course it is, huh-huh! Why else do you think they call Disneyland the most magical place on Earth, huh-huh?
You know the movie Pineapple Express? Here's the opening scene of the movie, dubbed over in Disney voices.
Disclaimer - this video contains bad language (if you can understand it through the Donald Duck voice), and may ruin part of your childhood)
Bonus - hit play, close your eyes, and imagine it's the best Disney cartoon ever.
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