Mario, you are by far the single worst party host EVER.
I guess the recession hit the plumbing industry hard.
Of course it is, huh-huh! Why else do you think they call Disneyland the most magical place on Earth, huh-huh?
"I feel like-a the red shells are a-spinning in-a my head!
"Luigi, I'ma gonna keel you for theess!"
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