Sloshed Swag: Dignified Drinking is the Best Kind

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And these Dapper Drink Markers are how you'll distinguish your wine glass from everyone else's during tonight's Presidential Debate Drinking Game.

You are playing with wine, right?

Everything That's Good About Morning Drinking is Here

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Aaand for today's liquid lunch, we give you a Bloody Mary that can pass for a meal, as long as it's served in these beef shot glasses.

These can be made at home, but if you're not that ambitious -- or are genuinely hungover and can't follow a recipe -- our friends at Death+Taxes have rounded up 14 more of the meatiest bloodies that aren't quite so labor-intensive.

Sloshed Swag: It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere

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Talk about a wine stop -- it's either this, or new roomies. Up to you.

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