No, of course I didn't notice! EVERYONE carries around a vintage cassette Walkman these days!

Finally! A belt that you actually have to be drunk to undo!

And unlike other textbooks, you'll actually get something in return for this one.

Be sure to take an extra dose on Friday nights.

Have a super special friend with whom you really enjoy getting wasted? Looking to repay them for that one time they dropped cash for the weekend party supply like five weeks in a row and you didn't contribute jack because you needed to save your paycheck for "legitimate" expenses like "gas" and "groceries?" Look, no further, deadbeat friend.