It's true! After her career went downhill when she couldn't follow up her success as "Girl With Hat" in Blair Witch, she turned to growing marijuana (medicinal, of course) and taking her own prescription for PMS. You've come a long way, baby.
British Transport Police released this video of a fantastically drunk woman at Barnsley Station managing to accidentally fall under a train. Luckily, the woman not only survived, but walked away with only minor cuts and bruises. Hopefully next time she'll just call a cab.