Booze News: Remember To Brand Meat Or Something, Not Your Friggin LEG

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Booze News: Minnesota Reporter Sauced On-Air

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We could assume that Minnesota's News 12 KEYC anchor Annie Stensrud was just having a really off day, or maybe reacting poorly to some new medication...

Nah, she's drunk.

Booze News: This Is How They Party In Dubai

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As staggering as this receipt, confirmed authentic by a manager at the Cavalli Club, may be (it's about $105,630 USD), apparently this club regularly sees tabs between $50K and $140K USD. There is some price-gouging going on here, though, that's a $30+ USD cake.

Booze News: The Chick From "Blair Witch Project" Deals Pot Now

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It's true! After her career went downhill when she couldn't follow up her success as "Girl With Hat" in Blair Witch, she turned to growing marijuana (medicinal, of course) and taking her own prescription for PMS. You've come a long way, baby.

Booze News: Her Uncle, P.B. Ribbon, Posted Bail

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Officer O'Punnington made the arrest.

Booze News: Eat Your Heart Out, SmartWater

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"The bottom line is that we think being too focused can blind you to novel possibilities, and a broader, more flexible state of attention is needed for creative solutions to emerge," says Professor Jennifer Wiley of the University of Illinois.

Booze News: OK, Teens Are Officially Too Stupid To Drink

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