Be Honest, What In This Picture Did You Notice First?

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alcohol,bacon,bewbs,booze,cleavage,honesty,survey,vodka
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Tell us in the comments! Let's see where A12 users' priorities are.

He's Been Baconated

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bacon,baconated,baconator,passed out,ranch dressing,unconscious
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Look on the brightside, pal! Your face is going to smell delicious in the morning!

Guaranteed Good Times

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after 12,bacon,bourbon,epic meal time,jack daniels,lube,whiskey
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While you were out doing whatever it is haters do, the gents at Epic Meal Time were finding out new ways to help men everywhere "elevate" themselves above the competition.

Goin' hard on a Friday night (no pun intended) and you want to hit the sack with that lady friend of yours after hitting the Jack Dagnels? Then get your hands around some Old-Time Bourbon-flavored lube, and rise to the occasion.

Real SMART!

Fun With Passed-Out Vegans

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bacon,drunk,passed out,revenge,vegan,vegetarian
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Those people think they're so much better than us meat-eaters just because they don't eat meat... we'll show them, with the power of bacon!

Did Someone Order a Heart Attack Margarita?

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bacon,bloody mary,heart attack,steak,tater tots
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As if the alcohol wasn't doing enough damage to your liver, now you can clog your arteries, give yourself heartburn, and even put on a few pounds in the process!