As if the alcohol wasn't doing enough damage to your liver, now you can clog your arteries, give yourself heartburn, and even put on a few pounds in the process!

Look on the brightside, pal! Your face is going to smell delicious in the morning!

While you were out doing whatever it is haters do, the gents at Epic Meal Time were finding out new ways to help men everywhere "elevate" themselves above the competition.

Goin' hard on a Friday night (no pun intended) and you want to hit the sack with that lady friend of yours after hitting the Jack Dagnels? Then get your hands around some Old-Time Bourbon-flavored lube, and rise to the occasion.

Real SMART!

Tell us in the comments! Let's see where A12 users' priorities are.

Those people think they're so much better than us meat-eaters just because they don't eat meat... we'll show them, with the power of bacon!