If you've robbed a bank, it's best if you don't celebrate in a predominantly cop-dominated bar. What ensues will be a low-speed beer chase for the ages.
"Here is my good friend "Bert" (his nickname). He decided to pass out in my living room, so I decided to put permanent marker all over this 17 year old. He deserved it!"
Hey! I recognize that website at 0:35! It looks so familiar! Hmm... that's gonna bug me...
In all seriousness though, thanks for the shoutout, Thomalio! And good luck to Bert washing himself off!
If you live in the Salta province of Argentina, now you can! Salta beer has designed a vending machine for the rugger in all of us by making the machine come with a rather exciting twist: you have to body slam into the machine as hard as you can to get your beer. The front of the machine has a meter similar to those old carnival hammer strength tests which measures the force of your impact.
Too soft? No beer for you! Smash it with all the fury you can muster? Congratulations, you've earned your brew.
Now you can take out your drunken lust for property damage on something that was actually meant to be hit!