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Repealing Obamacare isn't just something that your lonely uncle is emailing you about anymore, it's actually steps away from happening, and it's going to be disastrous for millions of Americans. 

But why? Why is the government so determined to remove coverage from millions of people? Why is Paul Ryan's dream to privatize medicare when he could dream of being an astronaut or something? Why can't that guy think of a real dream worth having? 

These questions demand answers, and John Oliver has them. Watch him break down what Republicans are doing by repeatedly pointing to this graphic of your dad in a thong: 

In all fairness here, these moves are hailing from the deep and notoriously darker depths of the creatively twisted Urban Dictionary. That said, I was still genuinely reeling in shock over the emotional and/or physical pain implied in these sex moves. Let's just say the descriptions alone didn't fail to set a new high (low) for what I thought possible as far as sexual experimentation goes. 

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And the winner for best actress playing a seal goes to... Nicole Kidman.

Nicole Kidman unleashed a new special skill at last night's Oscars, or rather, lack there of. 

Apparently, because she's some sort of diety or woodland creature posing as a human being, she has no idea how to clap. 

See:

The internet's having a field day with this, as you could imagine. After all, who doesn't like seeing one of our greatest living actresses being so out of touch with common people that she doesn't know how to clap. 

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With great power comes great sexuality. An interesting AskReddit thread hopped across my news feed -- albeit an old, old throwback -- that considers the world of super-powered individuals as also having super-sized sexual appetites/capabilities. Seems logical enough. 

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Sean Spicer's war with news media didn't begin at the White House. As a matter of fact, back in the earlier 90s, Sean Spicer was a big man on campus at Connecticut College, who, while taking a break from having a million friends and getting laid all the time, was campaigning to ban smoking in college dorms. But the news didn't take him seriously. 

When his college newspaper, the College Voice, reported on his smoking ban, they mistakenly called him "Sean Sphincter" — an easy mistake to make when you're talking about the future most annoying man on your TV. 

Because Sphincter, er, I mean Spicer is unable to take anything in stride, he wrote this letter to the editor over one cinnamon gum-filled evening:



via @KFILE

Thanks a lot College Voice. You've created a monster.

From the editor of the College Voice to Dippin' Dots to Daft Punk, the message is clear: Stay on Spicer's nice list. 

Finally, a fairly ridiculous argument over something not wrapped up in politics---never thought I'd see the day. I've always loved these thick-frosted bites of sugar-rush-to-the-bloodstream goodness, but apparently that's a bit of an overkill for other, less appreciative swine out there that care about silly things like their physical health. And thus the stage was set for the Great Grocery Store Cookie War of 2017. Meanwhile, I'm over here with a newly awakened, blinding, wild hunger for a box of these ASAP; and also bothered, this is even a question up for debate. Many a night of my reformative youth was dedicated to greedily stealing at least 80% of these cookies from the box when my parents were foolish enough to put 'em within arm's reach/buy them in the first place. Surprised my teeth haven't fallen out yet. 

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You know we love our not so safe for the workplace Overwatch-themed cosplay over here, dudes. And it turns out this particular Monday's been struck with a brilliant explosion of good luck -- yes, an NSFW Overwatch Cosplay event, Katsucon went down over the weekend, and let's just say the following assemblage of scantily-clothed getups didn't fail to impress. 

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