The Unicode Consortium responsible for standardizing text characters and emoji across different platforms recently announced that they'll be unleashing a new batch of characters for 2016. You can see some of the highlights above from Yahoo, including the much-requested "selfie" and "bacon" emoji.
The elephant in the room, however, is the lack of a taco emoji. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPRESS TACO BELL REGRET, UNICODE CONSORTIUM? You expect me to use my words like an Actual Human Being? That's gosh-dang absurd and you know it.
If you're curious the emoji subcommittee (again a Real Thing and not something we just made up) has some explanations for their selections. Otherwise, here's a list of what's the come in 2016:
Face with cowboy hat Clown face Nauseated face Rolling on the floor laughing Drooling face Lying face “Call me” hand Selfie Raised back of hand Left-facing fist Right-facing fist Handshake Hand with first and index finger crossed Pregnant woman Face palm Shrug Man dancing Prince Man in tuxedo Mother Christmas Wilted flower Scooter Motor scooter Octagonal sign Clinking glasses Black heart Croissant Avocado Cucumber Bacon Potato Carrot Fox face Eagle Duck Bat Shark Owl
Two drunken golf fans allegedly stole the pictured golf cart and drove it five miles down the road and onto local bar Selwyn Pub's patio according to sources from Total Frat Move. The source of the golf cart, Quail Hollow Country Club, is well known in Charlotte, NC for its party atmosphere during tournaments. A co-owner of the pub confirmed that, although they aren't sure how it got there, a Quail Hollow golf cart was indeed left on the patio of Selwyn Pub. The drunk patrons/golf cart theives apparently abandoned the cart to be picked up by a country club representative the next morning and left the bar without being caught.