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Was really trying to sum up the rollercoaster ride that is Mac Demarco partaking in the ever sadistic, albeit highly entertaining Hot Ones challenge, in that headline.

If you're not familiar with our Canadian-based guest of the hour, DeMarco picked up something of a cult following for the very fact he so blatantly lives against the grain as a chainsmoking, shitty-beer-guzzling countercultural, anti-indie (even though he'd fall on the vein of 'indie rock) singer-songwriter with a talent for penning angsty though relatable, psychedelic lyrics.

Lyrics that have a knack for inviting you to breathe in a bit deeper and out even easier, as you float through a day's menial tasks with calm complacency. Check out his most acclaimed album to date over here, if you're at all intrigued.

But anyways that's just his musical background. You could hate the young dude's music, and still enjoy his pridefully weird, bizarre antics, during this 'interview.'


Uber is great if you need a side gig, but how do you marry the two worlds?

One Uber driver figured it out, when he brought his work to work with him. 

Wow! What a hero. It's amazing that this ride-sharing company gives people the opportunity to follow their dreams and make a little money on the side. 


Not everyone was digging it though: 

But Uber drivers will not be stopped by the confines of their car. They must follow their dreams. For instance: 

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Via: Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen
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Yeah, she actually answers, and real talk: it's a buzzkill for us all. Turns out Verlander's too focused before the game, and too exhausted after the game.

Bro, have you not read the historical war tales of pre-battle glory that involved many a shield and sword-brandishing soldier sticking their 'other swords' into whatever woman would have them, as a ritualistic mind-clearing pick-me-up? And you're with Kate Upton! Madness. 

I'll be the first to admit that I'd be highly caught off guard, likely rendered immobile for a little bit, and unsure of how to proceed, any time an unsolicited pic involving a stranger's most intimate parts hit my cellular. Well, leave it to our king troll of the hour to carpe that profoundly awkward solicitation with some solid grade A mind gaming that no doubt, left the dude on the other end of exchange deservedly unsettled. 

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The arresting spectacle that is an adult reverting before your eyes, back to red-faced-angry-baby-shit-packed-diaper-mode is unsettling as it is strangely entertaining --- a train-wreck of a mental meltdown, and you can't seem to look away for the life of you. Kind of like impressively immature reality TV that's populated by pompous, psychotically self-concerned, silicone-altered wannabe celebrities that are always jacked up on Svedka and elementary level gossip. Or, or maybe you've experienced one of these shitshows firsthand. Maybe it was a permanent marker-sniffing, cigarette-munching, vaguely homeless woman who was working on a six pack of high life on the bus yesterday, while you and the unfortunate sea of weary spectators were just trying to get home. Yes, that happened on one of the evening commutes to me. Never thought I'd mention it, till now. Well, sit back, buckle up, and be thankful you weren't around for one of these eruptions.

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I literally can't believe how wrong you've been eating. It's, like, kind of amazing you've even lasted this long. Think about it, while you've been wasting ketchup and using the wrong amount of pasta, there are people on this planet who have been cuttin' checks and snappin' necks. 

Do you want to start wheelin' and dealin' with the big boys? Of course, you do. 

Check out these food tips from Twitter that'll make you a happier and more successful human being. 

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