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I said hot damn can McConaughey weave one hell of a tale. It's gotta be something with the delivery -- the cadence, the illustrative word choice...the authenticity.

Regardless of what it is that makes this southern gent so particularly gifted when it comes to the craft of storytelling, sit back and enjoy as he talks about that one time his old man pissed himself a shiny new bicycle.

Leave it to 2017 to take it a step further from the days of 2016 when flocks of folks turned up at voting stalls to send their nominations in for Harambe. Yes, that happened, but apparently that wasn't enough. We need to dive deeper down the shit-coated rabbit's hole, and find a way make sure we give an onion the proper podium to express its multi-layered beliefs from. The kind of mass media movement that can bring hot tears to your eyes, huh?

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Hopefully you haven't been there yourself: a victim to the environmentally destructive bullshit pervaded by a supremely sub-par roomie, and ultimately face-to-face with the brutal reality that it's time for someone to move up 'n outta there. To accept that it's been a slice, but your time spent together would be best if no more. Jimmy Fallon asked Twitter to share their best/worst 'time to move' moments, and these are some of the highlights:

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Walmart serves as something of a beacon to the chaotic, unexpected and purely strange instances that are bound to pop up when you have a massive store that caters to all walks of life. I'm not even trying to perpetuate a stereotype, negative or otherwise about Walmart right here; but instead, simply float the glaring reality that some weird, messed up shit transpires within those colosseums of consumerism.

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It’s been a big week for the side of Richard Spencer’s pride, and we're not just talking about his white pride. Hey, oh! No, we're talking about the schadenfreude of everyone seeing you cry on TV. 

First, he was punched in the face when he was trying to talk about his little frog pin. Then, he said, he was “afraid it would be the meme to end all memes,” which it’s becoming.

To cap things off, he tried to troll Aziz embarrassment on Saturday, while Aziz was delivering his SNL monologue. 

via Saturday Night Live

Spencer responded to Aziz's jokes on Twitter with "It seems we really triggered you?"

To which everyone on Twitter responded with, "Everyone saw you cry on TV."

via QuoteTheGuy

Check it out. This is schadenfreude at its best.

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While most of us spent our adolescence torturing Sims by, say, putting them in a swimming pool and taking the ladder away, others simply enjoy the creepy world of these gibberish-talking people simulations.

But The Sims can be a real trip, and @SimsLogic documents that trip.

Give yourself over to the world of the Sims and explore its logic with the best of Sims Logic.

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