Find some comfort in the most troubling first dates you've potentially ever lived down through reading about how much truly worse it can get out there. 

Yet again, the Trumps just can't catch a break. Just yesterday we were running a post on how Ivanka Trump was/is getting mercilessly roasted for talking about going through a punk phase (see here). Well, now we have a video clip that surfaced today of (the alleged) Melania Trump standing beside President Trump has people questioning whether or not we're looking at the FLOTUS, or an imposter altogether. 

As you might well know, Ted Cruz has long since been at the end of a running joke about him being the Zodiac Killer. Dark-humored, for sure; hilarious, most definitely. And now, as fate would have it, a year later Ted Cruz bestowed us all with the unexpected gift of acknowledging the absurdity on Twitter. Granted, this might be pawned off as some sort of botched social media move by a Cruz intern, like when he went and 'liked' the NSFW tweet (see here); but either way, we'll take it. 

The following rollercoaster of romance gone horribly wrong is a bitter, cringe-fueled reminder that sometimes, things are better left alone. These people shouldn't have even bothered trying. Some pure craziness going on here!