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Sorry Dan Carpenter, but your missed kicked tantrum is exactly how we all feel this morning. 

During an NFL pregame show on WUSA-TV in Washington, DC, Manley employed dumbed-down, reckless judgment on par with a Buffalo Bills tailgater who thought it'd be chill to jump onto a flaming table today.

Manley was speculating on Cam Newton, who might be selected as the first black quarterback ever named NFL MVP. Newton's had 626 rushing yards this season, which is in every sense of the word, 'madness.'

You can pretty much see Manley's co-host bow his head, and die on the spot. Like, wow man.

Dexter Manley has some thoughts on black quarterbacks: https://t.co/yPpM4JDRhC pic.twitter.com/bXwZINgT5n

— Deadspin (@Deadspin) January 3, 2016

What's the deal with all of these sports broadcasts containing numerous references to a single movie/TV show? With the recent popularity of WHAS Louisville sports anchor Adam Lefkoe's Seinfeldcast and RapCast, Youtubers have been finding television programs with similar strings of pop culture references embedded in their telecasts. Case and point: NFL Kickoff on ESPN has a ton of references to The Princess Bride (1987).

Now if somebody could just drudge up a reel of Jurassic Park quotes, that'd be super.

Don't worry though, I'm sure the internet will find a way...

"One minute I'm ordering my two-for-one appetizer deal at Sizzler, then boom, I'm here! Hah! What's up with that?"

For more of your football fix before Sunday, head on over to The Big Game!

I'm sure John Elway appreciated the sentiment though.

Grainy, but NSFW.