job application

I was taking the assessment during the aplication process for Rent-A-Center, now I'm questioning how they keep employees there.

He's a straight shooter with upper management written all over him!

You're in a crowded pool of applicants if those are your qualifications.

"You're hired!!! When can you start?" "Sir, did you even read the rest of-" "I'll ask the questions here!"

Qualifications

I constantly hunger for a challenge. I have a very cann-do attitude. I am a team player, and have experience spearheading team projects.

Here at Party Supply Inc., we sometimes like to party soft. Unfortunately, that's outside the scope of your qualifications.

Also, we have a number of other applicants who we're considering.

"Fascinating."

In 2011, Christopher Woodring applied for a job at DreamWorks. After a few weeks, he hadn't heard back from them, so he sent them this video. He was subsequently banned by DreamWorks from working for them in any capacity ever.

If you're scum or pissed as everyday then piss off!

"Then how did you get hired in the first place, sir?"

"Hmmm, candidate uses logic and is openly defiant of superiors. You're just shooting yourself in the foot now buddy... candidate also only has one functional foot..."

If that doesn't get you employed, what will?