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You could have sent her a picture of Gary Busey.

In 2011, Christopher Woodring applied for a job at DreamWorks. After a few weeks, he hadn't heard back from them, so he sent them this video. He was subsequently banned by DreamWorks from working for them in any capacity ever.

You're in a crowded pool of applicants if those are your qualifications.

I was taking the assessment during the aplication process for Rent-A-Center, now I'm questioning how they keep employees there.

"You're hired!!! When can you start?" "Sir, did you even read the rest of-" "I'll ask the questions here!"

"Just kidding, I have no idea what you're saying, I'm a goddamn panda!"

Dude. Whoa.

Look for a position that fits your skill set.

Here at Party Supply Inc., we sometimes like to party soft. Unfortunately, that's outside the scope of your qualifications.

Also, we have a number of other applicants who we're considering.

If that doesn't get you employed, what will?