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Here at Party Supply Inc., we sometimes like to party soft. Unfortunately, that's outside the scope of your qualifications.

Also, we have a number of other applicants who we're considering.

Look for a position that fits your skill set.

"You're hired!!! When can you start?" "Sir, did you even read the rest of-" "I'll ask the questions here!"

If that doesn't get you employed, what will?

He's a straight shooter with upper management written all over him!

From the submitter:

"This "resume" was handed to me while I was working security. The spelling is awesome, but the lack of detail is even better. It was done on a typewriter, and the paper was torn by folding and wetting and tearing."

I was taking the assessment during the aplication process for Rent-A-Center, now I'm questioning how they keep employees there.

Qualifications

I constantly hunger for a challenge. I have a very cann-do attitude. I am a team player, and have experience spearheading team projects.

You could have sent her a picture of Gary Busey.

"Then how did you get hired in the first place, sir?"

"Hmmm, candidate uses logic and is openly defiant of superiors. You're just shooting yourself in the foot now buddy... candidate also only has one functional foot..."

Mentally ill? No problem!