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Mentally ill? No problem!

I was taking the assessment during the aplication process for Rent-A-Center, now I'm questioning how they keep employees there.

Dude. Whoa.

"Optimized client assets for strategic marketing purposes."

Here at Party Supply Inc., we sometimes like to party soft. Unfortunately, that's outside the scope of your qualifications.

Also, we have a number of other applicants who we're considering.

"Then how did you get hired in the first place, sir?"

"Hmmm, candidate uses logic and is openly defiant of superiors. You're just shooting yourself in the foot now buddy... candidate also only has one functional foot..."

He's a straight shooter with upper management written all over him!

Look for a position that fits your skill set.

If that doesn't get you employed, what will?

"You're hired!!! When can you start?" "Sir, did you even read the rest of-" "I'll ask the questions here!"

You could have sent her a picture of Gary Busey.

If you're scum or pissed as everyday then piss off!