food service

Every ounce of the server's ability to deny and deadpan will be required.

~OLJ

Death by getting your skull split open with a giant ballpoint pen. The pen is mightier etc. etc.

~OLJ

The "large" sizes at McD's are practically two liters anyway. I doubt that bottle will last long.

Either that or an applicant wanted to cut down on the competition.

~OLJ

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I guess the horrible interference wasn't the crappy intercom system's fault this time.

When the proles at the disposable cup factory gave up on communism, they obviously converted straight to satanism.

~Office Lackey Jack

The penis jokes sure are rearing their heads today.

~OLJ

In case you missed it, it's been confirmed that Dunkin' Donuts sucks.

Although, to be fair, a friend of a friend did say there was some sort of cash-related scam going around that involved exchanging and re-exchanging coins. It was on TV. I didn't see the episode nor do I remember the show. So take that for what it's worth.

~OLJ

Oh god cross-promotional product placement so excited can't breathe

~OLJ