When normal customers "find your behavior odd," the worst they'll do is not tip you. But when your customers are cops, they'll go through your surveillance feed. Lesson learned.
When the proles at the disposable cup factory gave up on communism, they obviously converted straight to satanism.
~Office Lackey Jack
Unless the M.A. is in servage, that is one very depressed Starbucks employee indeed. Oh well, at least they give benefits.
It isn't the waitstaff's only job to serve you. They're also interpreters that can skillfully translate a wide variety of awkward-speak.
You might have missed it because of that distracting rectangle, but the receipt is filled with delightful examples of a cashier whose power has gone to his head. His Holiness indeed.
The "large" sizes at McD's are practically two liters anyway. I doubt that bottle will last long.
The penis jokes sure are rearing their heads today.