food service

Unless the M.A. is in servage, that is one very depressed Starbucks employee indeed. Oh well, at least they give benefits.

~OLJ

I guess the horrible interference wasn't the crappy intercom system's fault this time.

Either that or an applicant wanted to cut down on the competition.

~OLJ

In case you missed it, it's been confirmed that Dunkin' Donuts sucks.

Although, to be fair, a friend of a friend did say there was some sort of cash-related scam going around that involved exchanging and re-exchanging coins. It was on TV. I didn't see the episode nor do I remember the show. So take that for what it's worth.

~OLJ

When the proles at the disposable cup factory gave up on communism, they obviously converted straight to satanism.

~Office Lackey Jack

Oh god cross-promotional product placement so excited can't breathe

~OLJ

Every ounce of the server's ability to deny and deadpan will be required.

~OLJ

Poop.

When normal customers "find your behavior odd," the worst they'll do is not tip you. But when your customers are cops, they'll go through your surveillance feed. Lesson learned.

~OLJ

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