Unless the M.A. is in servage, that is one very depressed Starbucks employee indeed. Oh well, at least they give benefits.
In case you missed it, it's been confirmed that Dunkin' Donuts sucks.
Although, to be fair, a friend of a friend did say there was some sort of cash-related scam going around that involved exchanging and re-exchanging coins. It was on TV. I didn't see the episode nor do I remember the show. So take that for what it's worth.