food service

Every ounce of the server's ability to deny and deadpan will be required.

~OLJ

Unless the M.A. is in servage, that is one very depressed Starbucks employee indeed. Oh well, at least they give benefits.

~OLJ

Oh god cross-promotional product placement so excited can't breathe

~OLJ

Death by getting your skull split open with a giant ballpoint pen. The pen is mightier etc. etc.

~OLJ