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You might have missed it because of that distracting rectangle, but the receipt is filled with delightful examples of a cashier whose power has gone to his head. His Holiness indeed.

~OLJ

It isn't the waitstaff's only job to serve you. They're also interpreters that can skillfully translate a wide variety of awkward-speak.

~OLJ

When the proles at the disposable cup factory gave up on communism, they obviously converted straight to satanism.

~Office Lackey Jack

In case you missed it, it's been confirmed that Dunkin' Donuts sucks.

Although, to be fair, a friend of a friend did say there was some sort of cash-related scam going around that involved exchanging and re-exchanging coins. It was on TV. I didn't see the episode nor do I remember the show. So take that for what it's worth.

~OLJ

I guess the horrible interference wasn't the crappy intercom system's fault this time.

Unless the M.A. is in servage, that is one very depressed Starbucks employee indeed. Oh well, at least they give benefits.

~OLJ

Death by getting your skull split open with a giant ballpoint pen. The pen is mightier etc. etc.

~OLJ

The penis jokes sure are rearing their heads today.

~OLJ

Either that or an applicant wanted to cut down on the competition.

~OLJ

My friend just got fired for posting this online. But it's true....

Oh god cross-promotional product placement so excited can't breathe

~OLJ

When normal customers "find your behavior odd," the worst they'll do is not tip you. But when your customers are cops, they'll go through your surveillance feed. Lesson learned.

~OLJ