At long last, I can put my full name of "Wing Commander Dr. Mr. Monday Thru Friday Mod."

(Yes, that's my real name. It's like I was born for this job!)

As the eminent Slovenic philosopher Slavoj Žižek once said, "We must find an aesthetic of trash." And you know, I have a feeling this guy getting his hands dirty is doing a better job at philosophizing than half of those pretentious peers of mine in the local college philosophy program. Those pretentious peers that are working on their master's and Ph.D's. And getting full rides to prestigious universities.

Not that I'm bitter or anything.

-Water Cooler Chris

This must have come as quite a "shock" to the students at ASU. Hiyooo!

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~OLJ

To all of the recent 2011 graduates that facing the end of their deferred student loans: Best of luck! May the interest rates treat you well.