Nothing but the shittiest details here, guys. Literally though. Talk about a wild ride down the poop-coated pipeline to a rancid, smelly hell. But hey, is this not the kind of comedic Amazon review gold that we liiive for! Oh, to be this poor dad, who was already busy grinding through a 'training day at work', only to learn his 'floors are dead.' Still not really sure what his little kid was getting after with that illustrative description, but I can appreciate her thinking process, because it sounds like our MVP Roomba went to work in the worst way possible.