reviews

Nothing but the shittiest details here, guys. Literally though. Talk about a wild ride down the poop-coated pipeline to a rancid, smelly hell. But hey, is this not the kind of comedic Amazon review gold that we liiive for! Oh, to be this poor dad, who was already busy grinding through a 'training day at work', only to learn his 'floors are dead.' Still not really sure what his little kid was getting after with that illustrative description, but I can appreciate her thinking process, because it sounds like our MVP Roomba went to work in the worst way possible. 

The jerkoff artists of the world probably don't give a shit about the latest proclaimed condemnation of masturbation being some sort of disease causing evil on the world. The only condition a dude is bound to retract if he spends too much time making besties with his strong hand and a bottle of the Lubriderm (or whatever) is a crippling hand cramp with a side of tendonitis.

Dishonest reviews that try to stain the reputation of perfectly good establishments with hard working employees just trying to earn an honest living, are a poison to the world. Fortunately, owners will step in and address these dishonest reviews with all the cold hard logic and facts that they have at their disposal. This particular scenario involves a nightmare of a dinner party that made a mess of everything around them, and then had the inconceivable audacity to leave a bad review, after the pub did everything they could to accommodate the year's most senseless customers. 

Check out another case of a customer leaving a dishonest review, and then getting shut down.

If you're going to take the time to leave a scathing Yelp review for a shitty restaurant, in hopes to deter future customers from considering offering their hard-earned coin, then seriously just tell the truth. Not only does this women come across like a five star high maintenance complainer who probably made her server's life a momentary living hell; but she doesn't even do the rest of the world and the restaurant the courtesy of telling the damn truth! At least the owner struck while the iron was hot, and lashed out with a solid reply that had to have put her in her place.

This is easily the funniest Amazon 'review' I've read in a very long time. Anyone out there actually make use of this product? 

People that take the time and energy to leave fake bad reviews are the absolute worst. Just picturing someone putting in the extra effort to try and make someone else's life more miserable can get the blood boiling. Fortunately, this restaurant owner handled the situation in glorious fashion. 

Wondering if this ridiculously expensive cable is worth the price? That's what reviews are for, and these reviews are priceless.

Australian consumer electronics store JB Hi-Fi has some hilarious staff who love to give video games refreshingly honest reviews.

"We Rate Dogs" is a Twitter account that takes submissions of your dogs and in return will provide your pup with with a funny, fitting review. Each dog is rated on a scale of 1-10. Although, it seems most of these awesome dogs are scoring 10+ do to the agonizing adorableness.