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Guy Browsing Amazon For New Roomba Ends Up Coming Across Epic Review About Why You Can't Leave Device Home Alone With Pets

Nothing but the shittiest details here, guys. Literally though. Talk about a wild ride down the poop-coated pipeline to a rancid, smelly hell. But hey, is this not the kind of comedic Amazon review gold that we liiive for! Oh, to be this poor dad, who was already busy grinding through a 'training day at work', only to learn his 'floors are dead.' Still not really sure what his little kid was getting after with that illustrative description, but I can appreciate her thinking process, because it sounds like our MVP Roomba went to work in the worst way possible. 

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Amazon Reviews Section for the Book 'Diseases Caused By Masturbation' Is a Comedic Goldmine

The jerkoff artists of the world probably don't give a shit about the latest proclaimed condemnation of masturbation being some sort of disease causing evil on the world. The only condition a dude is bound to retract if he spends too much time making besties with his strong hand and a bottle of the Lubriderm (or whatever) is a crippling hand cramp with a side of tendonitis.

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Pub Owner Snipes Dishonest Review With Cold Hard Facts

Dishonest reviews that try to stain the reputation of perfectly good establishments with hard working employees just trying to earn an honest living, are a poison to the world. Fortunately, owners will step in and address these dishonest reviews with all the cold hard logic and facts that they have at their disposal. This particular scenario involves a nightmare of a dinner party that made a mess of everything around them, and then had the inconceivable audacity to leave a bad review, after the pub did everything they could to accommodate the year's most senseless customers. 

Check out another case of a customer leaving a dishonest review, and then getting shut down.

Pub owner shuts down a ridiculous, dishonest review | Cowshed at Hucknall COWSHED Pub/Bar Hucknall 309 people checked here Hi, thanks reaching out love feedback, whether be positive or negative especially love feedback like this so others can see type people have deal with sometimes. First all address 700 and party claim have spent now both know this isn't true don't s not even remotely accurate as spent, but l'll crunch numbers
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Restaurant Owner Puts Whiny Customer Who Failed to Leave Honest Yelp Review In Her Place With Awesome Response

If you're going to take the time to leave a scathing Yelp review for a shitty restaurant, in hopes to deter future customers from considering offering their hard-earned coin, then seriously just tell the truth. Not only does this women come across like a five star high maintenance complainer who probably made her server's life a momentary living hell; but she doesn't even do the rest of the world and the restaurant the courtesy of telling the damn truth! At least the owner struck while the iron was hot, and lashed out with a solid reply that had to have put her in her place.

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Dude's Illustrative Amazon Review for 'Constipation Aid' Device Deserves Nothing Short of Pulitzer Prize

This is easily the funniest Amazon 'review' I've read in a very long time. Anyone out there actually make use of this product? 

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Choosing Beggar Leaves Fake Bad Review, Restaurant Owner Responds

People that take the time and energy to leave fake bad reviews are the absolute worst. Just picturing someone putting in the extra effort to try and make someone else's life more miserable can get the blood boiling. Fortunately, this restaurant owner handled the situation in glorious fashion. 

A restaurant owner completely squashes a fake bad review | Hi L an here, one an appreciate have taken time leave this review experience Bull yesterday but would like point out few issues with critique experience conveniently omitted owners review.
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The Reviews for This $1,500 USB Cable Are Worth Every Penny

Wondering if this ridiculously expensive cable is worth the price? That's what reviews are for, and these reviews are priceless.

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Mom here has a pretty great sense of humor. Either that, or she just really loves the excuse to put her cat in ridiculous people clothes.

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JB Hi-Fi's Video Game Reviews Are Better Than Published Reviews

Australian consumer electronics store JB Hi-Fi has some hilarious staff who love to give video games refreshingly honest reviews.

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This Twitter Account Will Rate Your Dog With the Most Amazing Review Possible

"We Rate Dogs" is a Twitter account that takes submissions of your dogs and in return will provide your pup with with a funny, fitting review. Each dog is rated on a scale of 1-10. Although, it seems most of these awesome dogs are scoring 10+ do to the agonizing adorableness.

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