reviews

If you're going to take the time to leave a scathing Yelp review for a shitty restaurant, in hopes to deter future customers from considering offering their hard-earned coin, then seriously just tell the truth. Not only does this women come across like a five star high maintenance complainer who probably made her server's life a momentary living hell; but she doesn't even do the rest of the world and the restaurant the courtesy of telling the damn truth! At least the owner struck while the iron was hot, and lashed out with a solid reply that had to have put her in her place.

You've officially made it, dude. Big ups. Seriously though, this kid is already past the 200K subscriber point, and only climbing. When does the press tour start?

The jerkoff artists of the world probably don't give a shit about the latest proclaimed condemnation of masturbation being some sort of disease causing evil on the world. The only condition a dude is bound to retract if he spends too much time making besties with his strong hand and a bottle of the Lubriderm (or whatever) is a crippling hand cramp with a side of tendonitis.

This is easily the funniest Amazon 'review' I've read in a very long time. Anyone out there actually make use of this product? 

"We Rate Dogs" is a Twitter account that takes submissions of your dogs and in return will provide your pup with with a funny, fitting review.

Each dog is rated on a scale of 1-10. Although, it seems most of these awesome dogs are scoring 10+ do to the agonizing adorableness.