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One student in Minnesota has a pretty good excuse for being absent from school today, or at least, he has a pretty sweet excuse note! Check the via link for the full details!

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President Barack Obama is on his goodbye tour, making farewell addresses over his final two weeks in office. But what's he really saying?

On The Daily Show with Trevor Noah the other night, Keegan Michael Key dropped into translate, introducing the final "Obama Translator" sketch, which they dusted off from their old sketch show Key & Peel

Say goodbye in anger with the final "Obama Translator." 

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The major tenants of his platform? Legalizing marijuna, getting dogs banned from restaurants, keeping people with giant feet from taking up space on the sidewalk, and raising the minimum wage. 

His only major concern seems to be the candidacy of Hillary Clinton ("women love her!"). 

"I am congress, I am president." - Waka Flocka Flame, 2015.

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You Can Rock the Vote Around the Christmas Tree in These Ugly Political Holiday Sweaters

Presidential candidates are doing everything they can to get the attention of Millennials who will (hopefully) vote in the 2016 election. For Hillary Clinton, Ted Cruz and Ben Carson this includes an attempt at invading your holiday parties with festive seasonal sweaters. The real question is, are you supposed to endorse your favorite candidate or wear the sweater ironically like you would a normal ugly Christmas sweater?

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Let's not forget that another very special lady had a birthday recently. Check out this clip from Betty White's 90th birthday party celebration!

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In a little over a week, President Obama is just another nameless schmo, searching the classifieds for a new job and living in his parents’ basement. He’ll probably get an internship or something and start a career in music PR.

Well, maybe Obama should look into a gig at Spotify because it seems like they’re offering a job that he’s especially qualified for: President of Playlists.

The job is live now on Spotify's employement page, so you could apply for it, but you'd have to meet these specific requirements:

  1. Eight years running a highly-regarded nation
  2. Having Kendrick Lamar play your birthday party
  3. Having a Nobel Prize.

Check out the full job description:



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Someone forward this to him, he’d be perfect. Does anyone know anyone at Spotfiy that could put in a good word for him?

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So, There's a Presidential Candidate Named "Deez Nuts" Who Has 9 Percent of the Vote in North Carolina So Far





You know it's a crazy presidential race when Donald Trump isn't the biggest troll running for office. No, that honor goes a 15-year-old boy from Iowa named Brady Olson. Or, at least, that was the name his parents gave him way back when. Now, he goes by a name that's larger than life (if you consider life to be sperm cell and egg). He is the hero we need. He will bring change to the Oval Office. Well... he would if he weren't 20 years too young to run for that office.

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