woody

Decreases your chances of electrocution by 60%. Also, your reception.

~NSHA

The graphics are obviously a little grainy. ~NHSHA

The squeaky wheel gets the axe. ~NSHA

They see him rollin...

It's really hard not to make these jokes sometimes. ~NSHA

Because fiberglass is bad for the environment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

It's also not always a market. Sometimes it'a a backyard. Where my now-destroyed rake was laying.

~NSHA

Nothing like a thrilling game of highway joust to liven up your afternoon commute.

~NSHA