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The squeaky wheel gets the axe. ~NSHA

You know, unless he already did. In which case, kudos to him. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

It's really hard not to make these jokes sometimes. ~NSHA

They see him rollin...

It's also not always a market. Sometimes it'a a backyard. Where my now-destroyed rake was laying.

~NSHA

Don't worry, this design is just as safe as their other ones. ~NSHA

Decreases your chances of electrocution by 60%. Also, your reception.

~NSHA

Nothing like a thrilling game of highway joust to liven up your afternoon commute.

~NSHA

Almost as dangerous as the stairs of Khazad-dum. ~Not-So-Handy Andy