wheelchair

Why do I get the feeling that at least one of those is stolen? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Dubstep? No, ixnay on the whole "stepping" thing...

Pull yourselves up by your automated ergonomic bootstraps and ride over the bump like a true pro would!

It's a great budget option, unless you're leaking for comfort. Or functionality.

~NSHA

Outta the way, or I might mow you down!

Losing lawsuits, on the other hand...

~NSHA

Who has six wheels, two functional limbs, and is leaving your sad ass in the dust? This guy!

Well, you can start by changing that attitude.