tarp

According to the submitter, he put this together so he wouldn't have to lie when he told his insurance company his motorcycle is kept under a roof. Touche.

~NSHA

It also saves the mosquitoes.

~NSHA

Don't worry, this design is just as safe as their other ones. ~NSHA

Now grab 6 friends to hold it steady while I wash my feet.

~NSHA

You know what else goes a long way? 500 dollars for hood repair.

With the sacred tarp-mumu of ancient Lapland, the wearer traditionally wears naught but a mankini underneath. Let's be glad the times have changed.

~NSHA

Harp tub? Herp derp?