swingset

Even if you miss, you might land one in the dirt...

"Shut up, you're not my real dad!"

When I need to replace a swing on my swing set, I don't often come to the conclusion that a helicopter chassis would be better suited for the task, but hey, I'm not everybody I guess.

'Cause your arms will be in slings as soon as you swing backward.

It's all fun and games until someone puts the swingset on top of their car.