laziness

Birds don't need oxygen, right? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Uh oh, here comes the foreman to check out your work. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

You know what? Let's just leave it up there and call it modern art. It's a metaphor for... the rising toll over-connectivity has had on our society. Yes, that's what it is.

~NSHA

Words With Friends while jogging: the new hotness. Yep, I just said hotness.

~NSHA

Can't move the entertainment stand... video game break. Can't move my shirt... laying down break.

Aw, come on. They even circled it in the picture! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If this thing has a built-in chemical toilet, it may be the world's greatest invention.

~NSHA

Just be thankful he got caught before finishing his plan.

The only acceptable way to plank.

~NSHA

Why do I get the feeling that at least one of those is stolen? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

At least it distracts from that god-awful paint job. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Well deserved after spending an entire Saturday shopping for Jacuzzis, realize they're damn expensive and coming home to build this.

~NSHA

And after 40 minutes your home doubles as a coffin.

~Not-So-Handy Andy