laziness

If this thing has a built-in chemical toilet, it may be the world's greatest invention.

~NSHA

Well deserved after spending an entire Saturday shopping for Jacuzzis, realize they're damn expensive and coming home to build this.

~NSHA

Just be thankful he got caught before finishing his plan.

Why do I get the feeling that at least one of those is stolen? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

And after 40 minutes your home doubles as a coffin.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Words With Friends while jogging: the new hotness. Yep, I just said hotness.

~NSHA

You know what? Let's just leave it up there and call it modern art. It's a metaphor for... the rising toll over-connectivity has had on our society. Yes, that's what it is.

~NSHA

"It was sturdier before I took it out of the box."

The only acceptable way to plank.

~NSHA

Can't move the entertainment stand... video game break. Can't move my shirt... laying down break.

Considering you have to piece it together yourself, this is probably a much more comfortable solution.

~NSHA

Birds don't need oxygen, right? ~Not-So-Handy Andy