boat

Perfect for playing pranks on your boating pals! Just drill a few holes in the bottom and laugh as they sink!

~NSHA

Homebrew bathtub, homebrew in your bathtub... close enough.

~NSHA

You may or may not need a runway bigger than this.

~NSH

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Kho Jian, a metalworker from Louhe in Henan province, central China, is designing and building the craft using re-salvaged and converted oil tanks. The 'Noah's Ark' will come at a cost of £20,000, and will be fitted with a range of mod-cons including a kitchen and bathrooms. It will also use technology that is employed for space travel in order to keep it watertight - while also providing doors and windows. 'He believes we are heading for a world flood and he wants his own ark to save himself and his family,' said Kho, who aims to have the finished craft ready for delivery soon.

Is it too soon to make a joke about flooding in the South? Probably. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!

Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...

This is the last time I employ Slowpoke as my first mate.

Another kludge inspired by the tragic floods in Thailands, see the rest here.

Jetskidding, it was pretty dumb.