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Buck?

Never fear! The weed whacker is here!

Hey, it's making room for more buried treasure. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Another kludge inspired by the tragic floods in Thailands, see the rest here.

Every once in a while I look at a creation like this and wonder how it possibly came to exist. And then I remember: alcohol.

~NSHA

You may or may not need a runway bigger than this.

~NSH

Although much less prevalent, illegal border-crossings from Canada are much more entertaining.

~NSHA

This is the last time I employ Slowpoke as my first mate.

Kho Jian, a metalworker from Louhe in Henan province, central China, is designing and building the craft using re-salvaged and converted oil tanks. The 'Noah's Ark' will come at a cost of £20,000, and will be fitted with a range of mod-cons including a kitchen and bathrooms. It will also use technology that is employed for space travel in order to keep it watertight - while also providing doors and windows. 'He believes we are heading for a world flood and he wants his own ark to save himself and his family,' said Kho, who aims to have the finished craft ready for delivery soon.

Want to feel the sea breeze on your face? Then attach a boat sun shade to your grill! Scientifically proven to make any backyard wind saltier and fresher! Someone bust out the chap stick!