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If the Titanic were built like this, Jack and Rose could have been together forever.

~NSHA

This is the last time I employ Slowpoke as my first mate.

The construction site is changing location. Its also reinventing the world of fishing.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

You may or may not need a runway bigger than this.

~NSH

From the submitter:

Jugs for catfish, check. Trolling motor made from DeWalt drill, weed whacker and leaf blower, check. Now wheres the lake again?

Is it too soon to make a joke about flooding in the South? Probably. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Homebrew bathtub, homebrew in your bathtub... close enough.

~NSHA

Want to feel the sea breeze on your face? Then attach a boat sun shade to your grill! Scientifically proven to make any backyard wind saltier and fresher! Someone bust out the chap stick!

All duck families have an ugly member, even the man-made tourist-trap ones.

~NSHA

http://www.ridetheducks.com/home.aspx

Apart from the gaping hole in the roof, the hurricane greatly improved their sleeping arrangement.

~NSHA