boat

It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!

Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...

This is the last time I employ Slowpoke as my first mate.

This is the only way to get around.

~NSHA

Apart from the gaping hole in the roof, the hurricane greatly improved their sleeping arrangement.

~NSHA

All duck families have an ugly member, even the man-made tourist-trap ones.

~NSHA

http://www.ridetheducks.com/home.aspx

Want to feel the sea breeze on your face? Then attach a boat sun shade to your grill! Scientifically proven to make any backyard wind saltier and fresher! Someone bust out the chap stick!

Hey, it's making room for more buried treasure. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Buck?

Looks like they chose the boat over the mystery box.

~NSHA

Although much less prevalent, illegal border-crossings from Canada are much more entertaining.

~NSHA

Is it too soon to make a joke about flooding in the South? Probably. ~Not-So-Handy Andy