wisdom

In a recent trend, people have been sending random texts to their Number Neighbors, i.e. the stranger whose phone number is one digit higher or lower their their own. Mostly it's just people going "who is this don't talk to me" but other people are chill. Here's a guy who got waaaay deeper than you'd expect to get with a stranger. Unrelated, we're huge fans of that first typo right at the top.

Rest in peace Terry Pratchett. You and your infinite wisdom and razor sharp wit will be sorely missed. At least we can honor some of your legacy with these 20 thought-stirring quotes. 

Your Hump Day could use a little wisdom. Open your mind to all the knowledge in this post, and let it wash over you. Dare to be enlightened. 

So much wisdom from the legend Jean-Luc Picard, and so little time. You might just learn something. 

Here are some unnecessary witticisms for you to ponder over. You won't exactly learn anything but they're still fun thoughts that you probably have never had before.  So grab your loofa and dig deep into your brain folds. Check these out for more neuron-stimulating shower thoughts.

Sometimes kids cut through the wordy BS to say the easily digestible things we need to hear, when we least expect it. These kids would seem to be wise beyond their years. Especially that one kid, with the point about how vegetables can make us feel. SAD. 

Get ready to look at the world through a new lens...

The shower never fails to awaken wild spurts of wisdom buried deep within you. 

The mind goes to amazingly unexpected places when it bakes in the shower too long. These'll get your mental motors turning on high gear. 

We get it bro, you have deep, deep thoughts. So deep as a matter of fact that at least halfway through this list, you might find yourself inspired by a particularly soul-stirring compulsion to pound your damn head against a wall. 

It blows our minds that so much wisdom can come from the mere steamy confines of a damn shower. The geniuses of r/showerthoughts need to keep at it. 

Let the sweet profound wisdom wash all over you. 

Open your mind and let the sweet, profound wisdom flow through you.