vagina

See the man in the boat? No seriously: Talk about one hell of a tumultuous modern day tale: Japanese Artist, Megumi Igarashi took the internet by storm last summer when she was arrested for distributing 3D printable files of a toy boat modeled off her vagina. Since then, it's come to light that Igarashi was merely selling these 3D printable files to save up for a full-sized kayak that would help her build a full-sized kayak shaped just like her vagine. 

By the time she was arrested she'd amassed almost $10K from sales. She spent five days in jail before the internet managed to pressure the authorities to let her walk free. 

Well, dip me in dog shit, that happened. If you told me I was going to happen upon news of a damn online Etsy's shop not only selling 'vagina' necklaces, but that said shop would also break due to high demand...I'd call ya crazy and drunk and disillusioned, and maybe all the above. But here we are. In the trenches of sexually-inspired artistic innovation. Potential Valentine's Day gift idea? Who knows dawg, who knows. At least we know this jewelry lends a whole new meaning to 'pussy magnet.'