usps

You couldn't just park, get out, and deliver the package the normal way?

Check your local post office or pick them up online.

"No I'm not, no mail on Sundays."

From the submitter:

"Thanks USPS. Beats a new printer. And yes, those are my favorite albums used as shims."

You don't seem cut out for this business. Time to uncut yourself from it!

Hell, you fit everything, don't you?