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Maybe this driver was having a particularly bad day, maybe the box was heavy, but what seems clear is that this guy really doesn't care. Actually it's almost as if he hates the box and wants it to suffer. Word has it the package contained computer parts.

You couldn't just park, get out, and deliver the package the normal way?

Check your local post office or pick them up online.

"No I'm not, no mail on Sundays."

From the submitter:

"Thanks USPS. Beats a new printer. And yes, those are my favorite albums used as shims."

You don't seem cut out for this business. Time to uncut yourself from it!

Hell, you fit everything, don't you?