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Tumblr Agrees Cats Talk like Disparaged Victorian Children

If you've ever seen a cat look at you with longing or desperate hatred in its eyes for the simple act of not petting it so much or only feeding it as much as usual, you'll get what this Tumblr thread is on about. Here are some Tumblr comedy gems to keep the day moving, as well as more nuggets of gold from Tumblr's busy brains.

Tumblr thread on how cats are needy and talk like disparaged victorian children | froody Removes my cat my lap do something else My cat: Father is evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable love am running away am packing my little rucksack and going out explore world as lone vagabond can no longer thrive this household.
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Everyday Phrases People Hate Hearing

People think speaking in catchphrases makes them interesting and insightful, but often the people around them read it as vapid and meaningless bullshit. Something like sending your "thoughts and prayers" can easily be read as you not really caring about the situation. There are just a lot of sayings people have always hated, and sometimes we don't even know the full versions of classic sayings.

Common phrases that are uncreative and annoying to hear | dailymindfuck2 Working cafe HATE hearing "No thanks sweet enough ask if they have sugar their coffee
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We like that he's trying to talk, and we like it even more that he even sounds condescending. When someone gets in our face with BS, we'd love to be able to quote Charlie.

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We've never seen a dog talk back to an owner who's suspected them of committing a crime. I guess Blue's logic here is that he can't get blamed if he can't hear her. Let's hear him out, maybe he didn't do anything wrong.

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32 Tweets That Perfectly Capture the Silent, Endless Struggle of Introverts

Here's a shoutout to all the soft-spoken hermits that are forced to up and remove themselves from their sweet caves of solitude on a daily basis to make ends meet. And the thought of any social interaction without that first cup of coffee? Stress sweats on steroids, dude. 

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This Sleep Talker's Wife Sends Him Messages to Keep a Record of the Hilarious Things He Said in His Sleep

Many people think that dreams are a product of the subconscious. Some look for meaning or even prophecies within their dream. Almost everyone is able to keep their dreams inside their own head but Imgur user LongTitlesMakeMeHappy is not one of them. He mumbles responses, accusations and general statements while he's a asleep and his wife messages it to him so he won't forget a moment of it.

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