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bad manager makes employees mutiny over time cards

Bad Manager Takes Charge In Coup, Causes Time Card Mutiny

The cutthroat politics of the office.
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IT guy responds to ticket, a machine is stuck on and the gas inside could explode | Posted by u/Rusty99Arabian 1 day ago 2 34 Explosive Gas story Short Or one time had Priority 1 (multiple lives threatened) support ticket worked at number universities, where pay is bad and clients have unusually weird problems. One day ticket came at 4 PM on Friday, stating user's monitor wasn't working our furthest building, which due bus route inefficiencies, would be 3 mile round trip walk. And, our boss had

IT Guy Learns Machine Is Stuck On In "Explode" Setting

Is there any way of preventing this?
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Employee changes passwords and then goes on vacation story | Posted by u Morgoth 9 hours ago 2 3 2 35 3 Force take my vacation time dont want and tell secure my station by freshening up my passwords before go? Okay boss. oc s start with, my boss had his moments. Sometimes he dick who would push off on my raises or screw with my system, sometimes he would hook up and make my life pleasant. This not one latter.

Jerk Boss Bumps Vacation, Employee Changes Passwords and Leaves

"If that's what you want me to do boss, okay."
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Mike Judge Boomhauer Voice Origin Story

Mike Judge Explains The Origins of Boomhauer's Voice

It just makes King of the Hill even better.
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employee realizes they were used in malicious compliance | My boss used MC five years ago and just figured out. oc M Edit: MC stands Malicious Compliance. This has nothing do with Minecraft. Story starts now: About five years ago office guy small lumber mill. My direct supervisor general manager, but owner also pretty hands on.

Employee Realizes They Were Used In Work Plot Years Later

Hindsight is something something.
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stupid rules people made int work and schools that backfired instantly

Stupid Rules That Backfired Immediately

May chaos reign.
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guy accidentally spends 800 dollars on wine | TIFU by getting exchange rate wrong and spending $800 on bottle wine M So been living Japan almost two years now and have been seeing girl about six months. Today being Valentine's Day made reservations course meal at hotel restaurant.

Dude Accidentally Spends $800 on Wine

Well at least it tasted nice.
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People keep parking in bus zone so bus keeps going. | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/crazygrof left 40 guys standing rain after 12 hr shift. oc S Up until fairly recently worked as camp bus driver major industrial area my duties where pick people up camp (where they lived certain amount time two weeks one week out) and take them into plant and drop them off at variety dropoff areas (depending on their job then pick up anyone returning camp their rest period.

Bus Driver Strategically Gets Rid of Bus Zone Parkers

That's one way to force some change.
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Boss demands employee checks emails on day off, so employee counts it on time sheet | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/OtherLtDan 19 days ago O 2 11 e14 3 18 E 11 2 Must check my work email every single day? Ok! oc S So working small private ambulance company ended up getting bought out by larger corporation folks have done this kind work, no wasn't company thinking but this new corporation wanted be just like them.

Boss Demands Daily Email Check, Employee Puts It On Time Sheet

Cosmically speaking, anything could go on a time sheet.
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employee gets fired and asked to finish job, refuses on NDA grounds

Employee Gets Fired And Then Asked To Finish Job, Says It Violates Their NDA

Check and mate.
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neighbor drenches ding dong ditch kid

Guy Drenches Ding Dong Ditcher, Gets In Hot Water With Neighbors

Nice.
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bored human with a screwdriver tumblr story

Tumblr Story Imagines A Bored Human On An Alien Ship Armed With A Screwdriver

Yeah, sounds about right.
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guy lies about his money, says his wife spends all his when she actually makes more

Lying Brother Tries To Cover Up Fact His Wife Is Breadwinner

It's often more graceful to accept the facts.
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Employee gets fired from company and takes program with them | Posted by u/Wintertodt 2 days ago Buy my program fire No? Okay. oc M Long story short employed at rather large factory which is one largest plant based companies world, recently bought by an investment firm not so long ago. Anyways developed program which used at factory could tell whenever any machines were not running, even if due manual stop or anything else. My program knew reason why machine idling. This program made so much eas

Employee Gets Fired, Takes Essential Program with Them

And just like that, management shot itself in the foot.
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stories of very dumb things people said.

Dumb Things People Witnessed That Leave Little Hope For Humanity

Yikes.
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Entitled work Karen demands everyone else wake up early because it's convenient for her | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/ZoiSarah 1 day ago Everyone MUST join work call regardless working hours? Sure! oc M company worked is global, offices all over globe wasn't often, but expected if were needed on call outside business hours make arrangements join; typically crazy one- off scenario where they needed find an urgent timeslot single call sounds awful but really infrequent and most folks were ve

Work Karen Makes Everyone Get Up for 4 AM Meeting

Time zones can be a pain.
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