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This guy absolutely dodged a bullet. Seriously, there's a tireless energy to this storm of texts that are basically just a collection of red flags. One look at any of these texts is enough to nope out for good. 

Working the front desk brings with it all kinds of strange encounters, and weird spam calls. In this case, it sounds like the employee ended up thoroughly enjoying the experience. 

There's nothing quite like that sweet "I told you so feeling" you get when a customer gets exactly what they wanted and learns that they screwed up. It feels good to drink in the visceral feeling of an outsmarted horrible customer. Customers are often wrong, but too few of us don't give a rip, so this kind of interaction is as rare as it is sweet.

This guy's story about an exciting business venture falling through the cracks and into his spam folder serves as a cautionary tale, to keep a wary eye on your inbox AND spam folder. You never know if that one email you were waiting to hear back on just got filed to the wrong folder. 

This choosing beggar had a very hard time understanding what "fixed prices" means. My dude, that means there is NO room for negotiation. No haggling or begging or any other kind of cheap BS allowed. Now, on the other hand we have the seller who seized the opportunity and all of its potential for trolling, and did a great job. The results are a heartwarming display of a choosing beggar getting got. 

If you want more of this choosing beggars madness in your life, check out the time a ridiculous choosing beggar demanded a free feast, here!

Seems super legit. This guy could've missed out on his next great love. 

Boy do we have a deal for you!

The spambots are getting too smart for their own good, OR idiots like this dude are straight up blinded by ungodly levels of thirstiness that render them completely incapable of not getting helplessly stuck in a lonesome state of sexual frustration. 

There are few things worse than getting a SPAM text. It's like:

1. Murder
2. Getting robbed
3. SPAM Texts

So when we see someone taking the SPAM back and opening a can of SPAM on a SPAM account, it makes us want to celebrate by throwing the word "SPAM" into this sentence one more time. This person got a scam SPAM text, and decided to respond with a little SPAM of their own, mostly involving ferrets. You'll like this. 

In light of yesterday's Twitter drama between Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift, people have been flocking to T-Swift's Instagram account to drop a snake emoji. All Calvin Harris wanted to do is be left alone, but once Katy Perry entered the picture things have BLOWN UP. Now, even though this was the opposite of what Calvin Harris wanted with his tweets, fans are being forced to choose between Team Calvin or Team Swift. All Calvin Harris wanted to do is be left alone, but once Katy Perry entered the picture things have BLOWN UP. Now, even though this was the opposite of what Calvin Harris wanted with his tweets, fans are being forced to choose between Team Calvin or Team Swift.