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18 Insightful Shower Thoughts to Give Your Day New Meaning

Shower thoughts: fascinating observations born of a few minutes of abstract thinking. Or if you'd prefer: stuff you can quote to your friends at parties to seem smarter and more insightful. Mindblowing? Sometimes. Thought provoking? Yes. If these don't satisfy your thirst for insight, then here's some more.

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People Are Eating Oranges in the Shower to Avoid Mess But Are More Disgusting Than Ever

Because we live in the weirdest time line, there's a whole Subreddit devoted to people eating oranges in the shower. Why? Because oranges are messy and people need their Vitamin C.

According to The Verge, "The Shower Orange is an extension of the treatise of the Shower Beer. A food or drink item that is good when consumed outside the shower (and does not disintegrate when wet) will be even better when consumed within the shower. In this instance, the shower not only enhances the original fruit, but actually solves its inherent sticky problem."​

I just think it's gross and weird. What is going on, Earth?

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Sorry, rubber ducky, there’s a new bath toy in town, and it’s beer.

While everyone hates cleaning themselves, there’s one thing that could make it a whole lot better: Drinking. It’s common practice to sneak a Budweiser or even a Corona in the shower with you, but one microbrewery from Sweden is making a beer specifically for the shower.

“Shower Beer” as it is not-so-cleaverly named is a special beer that’s for the shower. The founder of PangPang Brewery, Fredrik Tunedal, says he came up with the idea after coming home from the brewery covered in malt dust and needing a shower. This beer is an ode to that special time as the water rains down on you.

How is specially made for the shower?

via Mashable

"I made to Shower Beer small enough to keep its temperature during the shower, and strong enough to mentally wash your workday off and get ready for a fresh night out,” he told Mashable.

He then goes on to describe the flavor as “heavily hopped” and “citrussy, soapy, and somewhat herbal profile.” Wait, soapy?

Uhhhhhh….

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shower beans People Have Been Discovering The "Magic Beans" in Their Soap Turning to Beanstalks in the Shower
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Lush is a handmade cosmetics company that is known for their  particularly fancy bath bombs.  They also make a massage bar that includes organic adzuki beans which just happen to sprout in the shower. According to the product description

Wiccy Magic Muscles contains a warming blend of cinnamon and peppermint essential oils that are said to stimulate the circulation to warm and loosen up stiff, achy muscles.


This isn't a new problem, it seems like people have been Tweeting about it since at least 2015. 


via @rachel__deng

Of course, it's been noted that it isn't really meant for the shower anyway. It's an oil bar after all. That hasn't stopped people from growing new little friends in their shower drains.