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You're allowed to wear any kind of shirt you want, and everyone else is allowed to look at it and say that you're trying too hard. Across every level of society, there's someone who wants to wear extremely threatening shirts, and what they are about doesn't even really matter. Sure, a lot of them are basic "I am a living weapon" kind of stuff, but interestingly enough, people also share the same defensive views about being in a bowling club, owning a horse, self-identifying as an asshole or being afraid of their wife. Sometimes it just seems like a challenge to see how many fonts can fit on the same shirt.

Stylistically speaking, it's probably more important to the wearer in these case just to have English on the shirt than to care about what it actually means. It's kinda like when someone gets a tattoo in a language they don't understand. They think means "energy" but really it means "steak and eggs." Literal translations in any language can turn into beautiful nonsense.

When the people of Facebook get together and decide something looks silly, there's nothing stopping the torrent of roasts and funny observations from washing over whatever it is. In this case, the thing is an ad for a shirt that barely fits on the absurdly muscular, probably photoshopped model. We live in a golden age of funny and rare insults, and the internet is full of ingenious insults full of meanness.

Either the universe is running out of ideas, or various clothing and upholstery companies are running out of designs and fabrics. Here are times people matched not only the landscape around them, but walls, couches and random crap like markers and bottles. It's a fun time. For more funny outfit similarities, here are some times we had to ask "who wore it better?"

This is either terrible or great marketing, we're really not sure. Everybody's looking at the ad, but we're pretty sure not too many people are buying the tightest shirt to every squeeze onto an Asgardian. We're big fans of when facebook gets ahold of something, like that time that guy with the huge neck got destroyed by everyone.

We're no fan of cliché'd-ass shirts about who's with stupid or warning coworkers not to talk to you before you've had your coffee. These ones, be they cleverly designed or well timed, are pretty neat. If you wanna see some less than intended shirt humor, then here are some poorly translated wonders.

Don't you love it when something just really, really doesn't work out? Great feeling.

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