sex

Favorite

Things to Not Say on A Date

With all the funny misadventures of people on Tinder, it's a miracle anyone actually ever sees a person face-to-face. If you needed any help completely ruining your chances, or wanted to review the outrageous things to avoid saying on a first date, then here's an opportunity.

Funny and inappropriate things to say on a date.
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Pickup Lines That Actually Worked For People

When it comes to pickup lines, it helps to be creative, but the key thing is gonna be "does this person actually think I'm attractive?" Almost no one is gonna respond to some overused hack "did you fall from heaven" line so it helps to be in the moment. Here are lines that worked for men and women. And for some field tests, here are some tinder wins and fails that ended in heartbreak and puns.

Pickup lines that actually worked for people
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Tinder Wins and Fails That Ended In Heartbreak and Puns

Online dating sites are a venue to put yourself out there and get to know people. At least that's what they say they're for. What tends to come out of it is mostly really horrible/great puns about people's names as well as horrible disappointment. Either way, people will continue to swing for the fences of online dating.

Funny Tinder fails and wins.
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Guy Gets Propositioned Sex for $400 Car, Soundly Rejects Offer

Did she really expect this to work? A stranger trying to make an unsavory trade for a 400 dollar Grand Prix? Aside from the legality aspect, it doesn't seem like accepting 150 dollars worth of sex from a complete stranger seems like a very smart idea. Money can motivate people to do strange things, and people have a hard time getting what they want without being rude, like this abusive customer who got slammed for demanding to speak to an owner on bereavement leave.

A guy selling a car gets offered sex as a trade and rejects her offer.
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Via t3mple
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

When asked about the specifics of the perfect man, this woman pulled zero punches and left her boyfriend speechless. The flip side would be that for the many men watching this video who can in fact last longer than 5 minutes in the bedroom, congratulations. No matter what huge behavioral, appearance or financial deficits you may have, you are perfect.

Favorite

18 People Share What Their Partners Did During Sex That Totally Ruined It For Them

A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing what kinds of weird and/or unexpected stuff their partners did in the middle of sex, that just killed the sexy times vibe for them. Hard to imagine getting going with someone licking your eyeball. That was probably the weirdest foreplay situation we came across while browsing through these wonderfully funny sex stories. 

sex partners that ruined it with this one weird trick
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Woman Accidentally Sends Mom Wrong Picture of Her Room, Handcuffs Included

Twitter user Ella Martine casually let everyone know of a small family text screw up wherein some handcuffs mysteriously made their way onto her bed frame. Sounds a little embarrassing. She claimed that it was for a video her roommate was shooting for school. Predictably, twitter had a real hard time buying that story.

A woman accidentally texted her mom a photo of her bed with sex handcuffs on it.
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Guy Asks Internet If He's Wrong For Outing Girl's STD On Facebook After She Didn't Disclose It To Him

This guy decided to out a girl he hooked up with after he found out she had herpes, after not disclosing it to him when they originally hooked up. Apparently he posted anonymously on their University's Facebook page, and just wanted to warn other people, because of his experience with her deceiving him. From there he proceeded to face quite a bit of backlash. Was he in fact the asshole for outing her, or did he do the right thing? Or, are they both just kind of crappy people in this equation? 

AITA for outing girl online as having STD
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

19 People Share The Most Annoying Parts About Sex That Nobody Talks About

A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing the most annoying parts about sex that nobody seems to talk about. It could be the awkward frustration of finding yourself not in the mood while your partner is all the way there; or maybe it's something like a case of lock jaw. 

frustrating sex FAIL annoying relatable Awkward askreddit ridiculous sexy times - 8917509
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

29 Wild, Exciting and Stupid Tinder Conversations

Tinder is a wild land of strangers shooting compliments, puns and complaints at one another in hopes that it'll end in a "date." It's pretty cool. Since there's so many people on there you run into wonderful people, idiots and bastards of all stripes. Here are some of their funniest and most wtf moments.

awkward misunderstanding about disney rides during a chat on tinder
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

17 Times Morons Tried To Grasp Sex Ed on Social Media

Man, we need better sex education. I guess you can't shame people for asking hilarious questions, but some of these assertions are so stupid they're almost dangerous. Even more disappointing, it's the people who don't understand how sex works that end up accidentally having the most children.

anatomy Babies sex period sex ed bodies education dumb idiots pregnant women stupid - 8849669
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

19 Funny Tinder Moments To Get You Through Your Loneliness

Sometimes it helps to know that other people aren't really having a great go of it either. Anyway, these funny profiles, bad puns and utter bizarreness are the byproduct of modern dating. Drink it in. Check these out for more funny and sad moments from the wild world of tinder.

funny tinder profiles
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

26 Weird and Awesome Tinder Profiles That Make a Case for Being Single

It's a wild world out there in the Tinderverse. You never know what kind of gem or gum you're gonna step in. We're just glad people are going outside the box with their approach toward dating.

tinder profiles that make a case for being single
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Embarrassed Dude Discovers the One Flaw With Having a Dirty Recovery Password

When you think about it, the password worked perfectly. He was able to remember it in an instant. Having to say it out loud in order to get your credit card unblocked is a different story. It's not too bad considering people do embarrassing things all the time.

sex credit card awesome password phone conversation lol dirty funny FAIL embarrassing mistake - 7903493
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

19 Funny and Sad Moments from the Wild World of Tinder

Some are funny, some are sad, some are funny and sad. The world is a funny and sad place, and the context of dating only raises the stakes. Here's what people said that sometimes worked but mostly didn't work in the moments that counted. Check these out if you wanna see more priceless Tinder moments. 

funny and sad tinder moments
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

17 Flirtatious and Absurd Moments From The Wacky World of Tinder

Tinder is a place where most people go to waste time and feel sad. But that doesn't mean it's all ghosting and loneliness. Sometimes people get themselves into some strange moments born of incredible awkwardness, utter rudeness, and sometimes a legitimate sense of humor. We respect the effort.

Tinder conversation that explain alot
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -