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Ever heard that men think about every 7 seconds, or 8,000 times a day! Well that's false. Men actually think about sex 19 times a day and women 10 according to current research/ Sex is something that binds us, penetrates us.... wait what? Anyways, Sex and sex memes, gifs, and everything to do with sex is all you'll find here and much more.

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Twitter Thread: Sex Weasels In Renaissance Art

Dr Chelsea Nichols has some interesting knowledge on the prevalence of phallic weasel symbolism in Renaissance art. Art history can be a pretty dry topic, but naturally something like a sex weasels is bound to capture our interest. Here are some Tumblr gems about history and here's an interesting tale of the art world's most loathed elitist and his bean.

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Tumblr Has Questions about Gay Klingons

Tumblr gets itself into some interesting rabbit holes regarding the mating habits of fictional creatures, like this Tumblr thread that asks the hard questions about centaurs. Tumblr never runs out of sci-fi concepts and questions, which result in some pretty creative threads like this one about how humans are durable space orcs.

Tumblr thread about mating habits of gay klingons | demongoth thinking about klingon courting works by female roaring and throwing heavy objects and male reading love poetry demongoth gay klingons:
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Tumblr Adds Dumb Suggestions to List of Foreplay Activities

Tumblr's busy brains are always working on something, and in this case it was an intriguing inclusion of the suggested foreplay activity "like her jaw" that inspired other users to add their own unorthodox sex acts. If your mind is firmly in the gutter, check out these wild sex facts to quote during an awkward silence.

Tumblr thread of joke foreplay activities | NEVER SKIP FOREPLAY Make out. Lick her jaw. Suck her neck. Eat her God Damn py. e melaninmermaid Foreplay is essential. blueklectic Lick her jaw dickbuttofficial chew on her eyebrows kingweedorah put ear her torso moonuncle whisper into ass
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Nice Guys and Girls Who Smeared The Internet with Cringeworthy Toxicity

"Nice guys" and "nice girls" believe sex and affection are something that is owed to them for being whatever they think of as "nice." When these feelings of frustration manifest themselves in text form, they typically come out as unbridled rage and hostility. It's not an effective strategy for finding a partner.

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Wild Sex Facts to Quote During an Awkward Silence

Want to alienate your friends and coworkers in a fast an easy way? Here are some absolutely crazy sex facts that will have people talking about you behind your back in no time. They'll say "that's the guy who keeps talking about elephant testicles in the elevator." For more wild stuff, here are some insane facts that we had no business knowing. And if you don't want people to talk about you, here arenice facts to counteract all the messed up ones.

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AskReddit Users Give Random Facts We Had No Business Knowing

Everyone knows the most fun facts are about morbid history and animal genitals. Some of these are just plain interesting, some are amazingly gross while others are sad and damning. If it gets to be too much there's also some happy facts to hopefully counteract all the messed up ones.

Interesting, gross and weird facts.
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Pickup Lines That Actually Worked For People

When it comes to pickup lines, it helps to be creative, but the key thing is gonna be "does this person actually think I'm attractive?" Almost no one is gonna respond to some overused hack "did you fall from heaven" line so it helps to be in the moment. Here are lines that worked for men and women. And for some field tests, here are some tinder wins and fails that ended in heartbreak and puns.

Pickup lines that actually worked for people
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Things to Not Say on A Date

With all the funny misadventures of people on Tinder, it's a miracle anyone actually ever sees a person face-to-face. If you needed any help completely ruining your chances, or wanted to review the outrageous things to avoid saying on a first date, then here's an opportunity.

Funny and inappropriate things to say on a date.
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Tinder Wins and Fails That Ended In Heartbreak and Puns

Online dating sites are a venue to put yourself out there and get to know people. At least that's what they say they're for. What tends to come out of it is mostly really horrible/great puns about people's names as well as horrible disappointment. Either way, people will continue to swing for the fences of online dating.

Funny Tinder fails and wins.
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Guy Gets Propositioned Sex for $400 Car, Soundly Rejects Offer

Did she really expect this to work? A stranger trying to make an unsavory trade for a 400 dollar Grand Prix? Aside from the legality aspect, it doesn't seem like accepting 150 dollars worth of sex from a complete stranger seems like a very smart idea. Money can motivate people to do strange things, and people have a hard time getting what they want without being rude, like this abusive customer who got slammed for demanding to speak to an owner on bereavement leave.

A guy selling a car gets offered sex as a trade and rejects her offer.
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When asked about the specifics of the perfect man, this woman pulled zero punches and left her boyfriend speechless. The flip side would be that for the many men watching this video who can in fact last longer than 5 minutes in the bedroom, congratulations. No matter what huge behavioral, appearance or financial deficits you may have, you are perfect.

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18 People Share What Their Partners Did During Sex That Totally Ruined It For Them

A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing what kinds of weird and/or unexpected stuff their partners did in the middle of sex, that just killed the sexy times vibe for them. Hard to imagine getting going with someone licking your eyeball. That was probably the weirdest foreplay situation we came across while browsing through these wonderfully funny sex stories. 

sex partners that ruined it with this one weird trick
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Woman Accidentally Sends Mom Wrong Picture of Her Room, Handcuffs Included

Twitter user Ella Martine casually let everyone know of a small family text screw up wherein some handcuffs mysteriously made their way onto her bed frame. Sounds a little embarrassing. She claimed that it was for a video her roommate was shooting for school. Predictably, twitter had a real hard time buying that story.

A woman accidentally texted her mom a photo of her bed with sex handcuffs on it.
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Guy Asks Internet If He's Wrong For Outing Girl's STD On Facebook After She Didn't Disclose It To Him

This guy decided to out a girl he hooked up with after he found out she had herpes, after not disclosing it to him when they originally hooked up. Apparently he posted anonymously on their University's Facebook page, and just wanted to warn other people, because of his experience with her deceiving him. From there he proceeded to face quite a bit of backlash. Was he in fact the asshole for outing her, or did he do the right thing? Or, are they both just kind of crappy people in this equation? 

AITA for outing girl online as having STD
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19 People Share The Most Annoying Parts About Sex That Nobody Talks About

A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing the most annoying parts about sex that nobody seems to talk about. It could be the awkward frustration of finding yourself not in the mood while your partner is all the way there; or maybe it's something like a case of lock jaw. 

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29 Wild, Exciting and Stupid Tinder Conversations

Tinder is a wild land of strangers shooting compliments, puns and complaints at one another in hopes that it'll end in a "date." It's pretty cool. Since there's so many people on there you run into wonderful people, idiots and bastards of all stripes. Here are some of their funniest and most wtf moments.

awkward misunderstanding about disney rides during a chat on tinder
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