senior

Instead of a quote from John Lennon or a ridiculous promise to themselves, some people choose to go a little lighter with their senior quotes. High School used to seem so important. Now it just feels like a weird dream. Here are some more funny senior quotes that people got into the yearbook on their way outta there.

Sometimes, we need a little wholesome to keep us moving through these strange times. This beautiful story centers on an old and cheery senior who mistook a man's car for a taxi. Fortunately, the man was open-minded to embracing the experience, and gave "Jerry" the ride he needed, free of charge. Lovely stuff. 

Old people are adapting to technology. Slowly. And while you can't really blame them for trying, we're witness to a mountain of social hiccups out there in the internets.

That smug grin tells you she was expertly planning all along.

"Well my music was different in high school; I was singing about love—you know, things I don't care about anymore." - Lady Gaga

"High school sucked. It was a universal truth, and whoever said these were supposed to be the best years of your life was probably drunk or delusional." - Kami Garcia

"High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless." - John Mayer

"High school isn't a very important place. When you're going you think it's a big deal, but when it's over nobody really thinks it was great unless they're beered up."  - Stephen King