Pokémon Sword and Shield's latest update trailer got the world of Pokémon fans and foot fetishists going. Yes, it seems this particular gym leader named Bea has just the kind of feet that sets off people's inner foot fetishist. The thirst was strange and uncomfortable and very real from some people on Twitter, who reacted to the trailer. They want this new gym leader in Pokémon Sword and Shield to step on them.
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Tumblr loves to obsess over stuff, and Pokemon games are just one of those near and dear topics that people can't stop talking about. To start, you have some of the insane math and puzzles programmed into the games, followed by a staunch defense of how incredible the programming is. Then you get to see what people have done with the games since then, like a gaming escape artists and a synopsis of the insane endeavor that was "Twitch Plays Pokemon." Wild stuff.
On Wednesday Nintendo released a new video with more details (check out those new Pokémon!) about Pokémon Sword and Shield which will be coming out on November 15 for the Nintendo Switch. We've put together some of the most entertaining reactions from Twitter and Tumblr to the news.
It didn't take a lot to get something banned. Usually if anything was too fun, it was deemed a distraction and had to go. Sometimes kids would have a cool game going, then one kid would lose it, throw a tantrum and ruin it for everyone. Sometimes kids started black markets to sell contraband out of their lockers. Those were the days. For more nostalgic school stories, here are people's cringiest high-school moments.
If he was always this strong, maybe his mom wasn't crazy to let him leave home at the age of ten. If Pokemon was a huge part of your childhood too, then you might be intrigued by the surprising canonic strength of Ash Ketchum. Leave it to Tumblr to do the math on a seemingly inconsequential piece of pop culture, like the time someone figured out the day Ice Cube's "Good Day" was.
The internet reacted to the news that the new Pokémon games, Sword and Shield, would have UK roots, by storming Twitter with their hot takes on if Scottish people wrote the dialogue for the games. The results are nothing short of wildly entertaining. I'm not sure what the actual plan is, but these are something else. And properly capped off, by an artist who imagines what it'd look like if you were battling the Queen of England! If these have you inspired to check out some Scottish tweets, get your fill over here.
The truth is, no, you never needed this information. We're just glad that Shanna_Shi is weird enough to think of this, and has enough time to go through with pointing out all these similarities. Did these players steal their looks from Pokémon? No, who would ask that, it's ridiculous. If Major League Baseball and Pokémon have any one thing in common, it's probably that you've gotta catch 'em all.
When we heard that Ryan Reynolds would be the voice of Detective Pikachu in the live-action Pokémon movie we never knew the world needed, we were at a loss for words. Was it some sick joke perpetuated by Ryan Reynolds and the Twitterverse to get our hopes up only to bring them crashing on down at the end? General rationality and reason would suggest such a thing.
BUT no, not this time. We now have the first trailer for Detective Pikachu, and it is pleasantly absurd. I mean, I'm not so sure I'll be able to get over Reynolds and his iconic snarky voice as Pikachu, but rest assured that I will damn well try. Just enjoy the trailer for what it is: you get the experience of eating a magical edible with Pikachu and Ryan Reynolds in the room with you, without actually eating the edible. A free trip, if you will, so buckle up and enjoy the ride.
