Pokémon

A lot of these are just two pieces of our childhoods slapped together into some kind of bootleg superhero-cartoon-fastfood monstrosity. Pretty cool.

Who thought these were good ideas?

Stock available. You can still order your Meats by Dre.

Was the goal to get Pikachu roasted to oblivion?

Grab your Goochi purse, lace up your Air Jardos and enjoy this bootleg bonanza.

These shower thoughts will change the way you look at your favorite Pocket Monsters. 

Ahhh video games. Wonderful and fantastical worlds built to expand and challenge your imagination, chalk full of ridiculous moments brought about by gameplay elements.  

We love all of these, and there's absolutely no way in hell that the writers don't know what they're doing. This is on par with those moments adults have gone on to realize the books of their childhood are packed with dark and mature easter eggs.