newspaper

So much news is printed on any given day that there's bound to be some colossal screw-ups. We only wish online newspapers couldn't edit their own typos in real time so their fails would be easier to document. Those mistake-correcting bastards. Anyway here are some more wacky headlines that got way out of hand.

This breaking news isn't trying to be as strange and ridiculous and outright crude as it is, but that's the best part. Some good old unintentional fails in the making. Can you imagine cracking open a newspaper and reading that "China may be using the sea to hide its submarines"? Who'd have thunk it! 

Outdated, entirely ridiculous, and pretty damn funny. Times have changed...

"So that's what you're gonna lead with? Interesting choice, but alright."

Florida Man. Not the hero we asked for, but the hero we deserve.

Folks have speculated that there is something in the water down in Florida or perhaps some other variable that causes these crazy headlines, but one thing is for sure, Florida Man will keep on making crazy headline memes for the rest of the country, and world, to enjoy with puzzled looks.

SO.MANY.QUESTIONS. 

They really kicked the hornet's nest on this one. 

They're just trying to keep up with the times. 

It's simple: they know what they're doing, they intentionally failed these to unforgettable effect to make us look. Are we merely looking at old age clickbait, or what?

These editors really should have double checked before printing these magazines and newspapers in these layouts. 

Typos trouble everyone at one point or another, and this particular botched attempt of a newspaper headline quickly became our favorite we've seen in a while. 

Genuinely surprised at how funny these turned out!

Trying to get laid with a newspaper ad might be rock bottom bro.