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'[I] watched him storm out the door': Teenager makes entitled customer's milkshake exactly how he wants it

Customers aren't always right, but they're happy to be confidently wrong. This person worked at an ice cream parlor as a teenager, which is a typical first job for many kids. U/chsser writes that they generally enjoyed the role, but they had a few regulars who had zero patience. At any restaurant, there are bound to be delays, and you might even get the wrong order from time to time. If you're a regular, it'll probably happen to you eventually. The person antagonizing this teen was a regular to…
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'Remember, I don't work for free': Farm driver refuses to work unpaid overtime, informs boss he will leave his truck on the side of the highway

'Remember, I don't work for free': Farm driver refuses to work unpaid overtime, informs boss he will leave his truck on the side of the highway

This company decided they weren't going to pay overtime to their employees anymore. Maybe they should've thought about their very perishable product before implementing that rule! Being a truck driver is a crucial job in America. It's how we receive all sorts of items---every time you buy food from the grocery store or buy a new sweater at a clothing store, you can be sure a truck drove it to that location first. Even though truck drivers are so critical, they don't always get the best treatmen…
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'You disrespected me by consuming my almond milk': Woman gets on a plane and leaves boyfriend because of milk, leaves dramatic letter

Every so often on the Internet, you come across a crazy story and scroll through the comments, realizing that no one is acknowledging the behavior of the storyteller.
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'So then you’re the one who’s been stealing?': One guy's devious plan to catch his roommate stealing

This guy hatched a plan to get his roommate to admit he was stealing, but did he go about it in the right way? The guy posted to r/AmItheA****** to ask for a verdict on if he went too far, or if he his roommate was actually the jerk in this situation. As the OP shared, he has two other roommates who he lives with, sharing costs, but not the cost of groceries. That didn't stop one of the OP's roommates from stealing his milk and drinking it, then completely lying about the situation and denying…
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Man With Fear of Any Liquid Besides Water or Milk Tries a Multitude of Drinks for the First Time, His Genuine Reactions Wow the Internet

Man With Fear of Any Liquid Besides Water or Milk Tries a Multitude of Drinks for the First Time, His Genuine Reactions Wow the Internet

The man did not wanta any Fanta
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Customer Claims She Is Allergic To Milk, Orders Drink With Cream Instead

The customer is always...uh...
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Guy Carbonates Milk, Proceeds To Question Existence

A natural enough reaction there, bud.
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Dude tries to tackle the gallon milk challenge, and ends up failing miserably.

Egotistical Dude Underestimates Milk Gallon Challenge, Pays The Price

Oh, the pain.
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Roommate buys milk for their lactose intolerant roommate to steal | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/gottmilk_ 23 hours ago F 2 AITA switching regular milk prove my lactose intolerant roommate keeps stealing Not hole and 2 other guys share an apartment together and split all bills only thing don't split costs on is groceries. Everyone's charge buying their own food and don't touch whatever doesn't belong us fridge put our names on everything so no one gets mixed up.

Food Thief Gets Reckoning When Roommate Buys Regular Milk

Let the record show he denied taking anything in the first place.
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People Struggle To Open Milk Cartons In 1976

What a serious problem to be plagued by.
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Uncle Asks Internet If He's Wrong to Give His Vegan Niece Milk and Cookies

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Tumblr Goes into Gory Details of Why You Shouldn't Change a Customer's Order

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Entitled Mom Demands Woman’s Milk, and That She Go Off Medication

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14 People Imagine If They Were The First Person To Try Something

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11 People With Serious Allergies Who Were Tricked By A**holes Who Didn't Believe Them

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Guy Asks Buddy To Watch His Chocolate Milk And A+ Texts Ensue

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