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Got milk? We do. It would be utter-ly inconsiderate of us not to provide you with hilarious and punny memes and jokes all about that great source of Calcium. These silky smooth laughs will have you making sure you grow big and strong with another glass of milk to go with them.

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Food Thief Gets Reckoning When Roommate Buys Regular Milk

It sucks when a roommate steals your stuff. It sucks more when they deny it. That said, if they do deny it, that means that they shouldn't have any problem with the food you choose to buy, right? For more tales of food thieves, here's an office food thief that got caught by a nanny cam as well as a frustrating and unbelievably entitled coworker who demanded a party and took the leftovers.

Roommate buys milk for their lactose intolerant roommate to steal | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/gottmilk_ 23 hours ago F 2 AITA switching regular milk prove my lactose intolerant roommate keeps stealing Not hole and 2 other guys share an apartment together and split all bills only thing don't split costs on is groceries. Everyone's charge buying their own food and don't touch whatever doesn't belong us fridge put our names on everything so no one gets mixed up.
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This is such a first world problem that it actually ends up being pretty fascinating. 

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Uncle Asks Internet If He's Wrong to Give His Vegan Niece Milk and Cookies

It seems like there's some more drama going on here than just some milk and cookies. That said, this uncle gave his reasoning for his decision to let his niece have something that her mom didn't approve of. And the internet weighed in. For another story of family drama with uncertain moral implications, check this one out.

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Tumblr Goes into Gory Details of Why You Shouldn't Change a Customer's Order

Turns out sometimes people have legitimate and varied reasons for dumb and specific food requests. Eh, there's other ways to get back at people without poisoning them.

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Forget Pineapple Pizza Because People Are Dipping Pizza in Milk and Let's Just End Earth Right Now

It's been a great 4.54 billion years, but I think it's time to end Earth.

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Because people have started a hot new trend of dipping pizza in milk, and, wow, let's just end the whole thing now. Seriously, I just looked at a picture of this, and I don't see much of a point in continuing the whole planet Earth thing. 

There's plenty of things to dip in milk. Cookies, cereal, your hand. But not pizza. The only thing you should dip pizza in is more sauce. But, you know what? Humans have made such a mess of things, so maybe it's time to just quit while we're ahead — or rather before we've totally lost.

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